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Joe Pettit (touring)
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Born in Philadelphia, the playground was where Aidan Crosby spent most of his days, he then moved to the streets of harlem, and was often shot at by moving vehicles. Why he was never injured he could never explain. "Being black on the streets of poverty stricken harlem was like milking the teet of an angry cow" he recalls incoherently.
Shortly after, he packed his bags and moved to canada to pursue his dreams of becoming a genius.
He currently lives with his wife and three beautiful children whom he kidnapped.
He is great at writing flattering things about himself in the third person